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History of the Republic of Wyneries
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Commonly shortened to just Wyneries or just it's initials (RoW), the Republic of Wyneries has a
challenged and colorful history.
The history of the RoW is largely influenced by its geology and geography. The entire country consists
of land that neighboring inhabitants considered unfit for human habitation. Actively volcanic until a mere
8,000 years ago, 86% of the entire country is covered with relatively recent lava flows. The barren landscape
is only occasionally broken by patches of "old land" not covered with lava, by stream and river beds where
silt deposits support sporadic dense vegetation, and patches of "new land" built by man throughout the period of
"the Great Fertility." The "old land" is mostly forested. Downhill areas immediately adjoining "old land" is
usually covered with a thin layer of eroded soil and support the mainstay of the country -- vineyards that
feed the many wineries.
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The Beginning
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In October 1849 the English ships Battenkill and Grounding sailed from Manchester on the
"wrong way" journey around Africa, India and Malaysia to California during the infamous gold rush. The two
ships carried combined crews of 52 and 184 passengers -- the latter consisting of all couples or families.
Their destination was not the gold fields, but rather the valleys and hills north of San Francisco where they
intended to establish vineyards and wineries. The cargo spaces were crammed with pioneer, farming and
sustainment implements, winemaking equipment and supplies, various cuttings of fruit trees and berry bushes,
and 70,000 seeds of the finest grapes of Portugal, Spain, France, and Italy. Expecting to settle in a colonized
area, they brought relatively few cattle, horses, pigs, chickens, goats, and sheep, but did in fact bring some.
On the night of December 11th, 1849 the ill-named Grounding was blown by gale winds into Wretched
Rocks on the southwestern coast of RoW. Battenkill promptly followed it into the rocks and both ships
foundered and settled into the shallow but rough water. Several people were injured but none fatally. The
entire cargo of both ships was salvaged and later the ships themselves were dismantled for their planks, beams,
ropes, and canvas.
The land inland of Wretched Rocks is desolate lava, but a scouting party found the mouth of the River Flow,
with some surrounding forest and some fertile "old lands" nearby, only 19 leagues south. The entire party and all
their worldly goods were moved there over several weeks and the first settlement, named Landing, was
established. Various explorations revealed a vast, uninhabited, but mostly inhospitable land. It was dotted here
and there by tracts of "old land," two of which were very large but most of which were under 8,000 acres, that
could be and soon were claimed and settled. As scouting and survey information was collected, their actual
situation became clearly revealed.
During those first few months, while dwellings were being constructed, an even better settlement site
was discovered 45 leagues farther south where the River Fall drained into a small but deep harbor. There, the
following year, Newchester was quickly established as the main settlement due to the correct belief that
it's harbor would be a greater magnet to ships than the navigable but harborless River Flow.
Although there were vast rain forests beyond the desolate country they found themselves in, both to the
south and to the east, those areas were inhabited by armed and hostile natives. The neighboring populations would
not bother them if they confined themselves to what the natives called "the Land of Rock and More Rock," but any
forays into the rain forests were met with deadly opposition. In essence, they were trapped. Taking a hint from
the neighboring natives, the trapped settlers called the land they found themselves in "Rockland."
They had not brought firearms, so the only weapons they had were those that accompanied the two ships --
four small cannon, 18 cap and ball rifles, and 6 pistols. With very limited ammunition and powder, they
confined the use of the weapons to hunting game in the forests. The cannon were divided between two stone
ramparts built to offer some protection for the small harbor and two of the six rowboats salvaged from the
Battenkill and Grounding.
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The Settling (1849-1858)
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Newchester and Landing were the first and only settlements for four years. During that time, the land was
explored, surveyed and roughly mapped. A "General Council" comprised of the two ships' captains and six settler-
elected representatives worked out a system of laws, property and resource allocation. Those who brought farming
or winemaking resources on the journey were allowed to keep them, but pioneer and sustainment tools were held in
common for the benefit of the community. Animals were likewise held in common until there were enough to bestow
a breeding pair to each family. For chickens this was a matter of months, for pigs it was four years, for goats
and sheep it was eight years, for cows it was 10 years, and for horses it was 16 years. However, when these
animals were distributed most people had difficulty feeding them.
The goats were the first to be eaten, then the bulls or the sheep. Several people intervened to buy the
sheep before they were all eaten and took them on a horrible "trail drive" to the Green Ridge Mountains. There
the sheep found more than enough to eat and soon the herds were large and prosperous. The Green Ridge Mountains
is also home to the only free range cattle in RoW.
When the land had been surveyed and mapped (August 1852), those who wanted to farm and were originally
outfitted for this purpose were granted holdings on the fringe of and adjacent to the "old land" forests, but
the forests themselves were held in trust for all. The ships' crews and about half of the immigrants took other
professions based on their skills and the needs of the settlement(s).
Food was the immediate challenge. Large communal gardens were grown initially for vegetables. Protein
came from three sources. Every day hunting parties set out for the forests to hunt deer, elk and bear. While
they provided a steady supply of red meat, when divided among the total population it was insufficient. The
second source was the chickens and the eggs they produced. Until there were enough chickens to give everyone a
breeding pair, half the eggs were incubated to increase the numbers. Later, when chickens were plentiful, both
eggs and the chickens themselves became a steady diet to the Wynerians. The third source was fishing. The
sailors had the skills to make nets, catch fish, and even make boats, although they did not actually do the
latter until after contact and trade with the outside world was resumed and essential tools obtained.
Since everyone needed a dwelling and stone was the building material readily at hand, stone masons were
in high demand -- although everyone was a stone mason during one period or another. Woodcutters were granted
a quota and each family allowed to cut 20 trees for a dwelling (just enough for the framework and roof, stone
being the preferred building material). The penalty for cutting down a tree without authorization was two
years in jail, despite the small problem that there was not yet a jail in which to house anyone. In September
1850, Samuel Zwick became the first person to be convicted of this transgression and spent the next two years
living in a tent while building the stone jail.
Those who received land grants began occupying them during the summer of 1853-54. At the same time, the
remaining citizenry of Newchester was divided by lot. A third of them were sent on a difficult trek north to a
huge harbor; they built the settlement of Newhaven at the mouth of the River North. The remaining third
made an equally arduous journey to the mouth of the River Deep where they established Delaney, which has
a long, narrow, deep, and challenging harbor because of the swift river current that feeds it. Of these two
norther settlements, Newhaven was by far the more important by virtue of an almost perfect, sheltered harbor and
its access to the North Valley, by far the most important agricultural land in the country. However, both
communities were lifelines to those settling close by.
In time, of course, towns would be established up the two southern rivers -- the River Flow (so named
because it "flowed" and was navigable) and the River Fall (so named because it "fell" from the highlands) -- in
the headlands to the north, and elsewhere. But this was later. During the settling years there were just the
four towns indicated and the settling of the land grants. But three other towns were unofficially begun during
this period by those with neighboring grants who simply clustered their dwellings together -- Millford,
Nottingham and Sherwood.
Land grants generally extended downhill from the "old lands." The forest edge was surveyed and the
grant began 60 feet inside the forest. The grant usually encompassed 1,000 acres, although rarely more than
20 acres had enough soil to support growth of anything -- that "anything" was always grapes and a garden. The
common practice, although prohibited by agreement, was to venture deep into the forest with a basket and fill
it with topsoil which was spread over the areas with thinnest soil. The farmable acreage increased only to
the extent that areas with soil too thin to support vines or garden slowly gained enough depth to be planted.
This practice pretty much ended with "The Great Fertility," although it never really ended completely.
On the night of April 15, 1855 an English frigate noticed lights ashore and dropped anchor off
Newchester Harbor to investigate at dawn. The discovery of survivors of the entire passage and crew of the
Battenkill and Grounding was subsequently received in England with great rejoicing by all except
the Crown. The news that the survivors felt they had emigrated from England and no longer considered themselves
subjects of the Crown did not sit well, but at least Rockland and Newchester were now on the map. Ships did
begin to arrive with some regularly, and with each arrival the settlement gained a few new residents, if only
sailors who jumped ship. Although those who arrived under these circumstances were welcome, of necessity they had
to move far inland to avoid apprehension by the British, who were always looking for them. However, dozens of
actual settlers enroute to somewhere else chose to stay each year.
In 1856 the settlers sent a consignment of wine to England aboard the trader East Winds and
regular shipments followed. Although pleased with the trading opportunity, the Crown lamented the loss of
potential taxes and began a concerted campaign to reacquire the subjects and their taxes. By 1858 wine was
being exported from both Newchester and Newhaven. The settlers were slowly leaning toward reestablishing
subjection to the Crown when a sailor named Joseph Himmel slipped over the side of HMS Staleworthy as
it left Newchester Harbor on December 2nd, 1858.
Ashore, seaman Himmel claimed he had been shanghaied at Bremerhaven and impressed into service. He
produced documents that supported his contention he was a German citizen. Just as his story was being accepted,
the HMS Staleworthy turned about and sent ashore a detail of Royal Marines to fetch seaman Himmel. When
the settlers refused to hand him over, the Marines attempted to take him by force and two settlers were killed.
Even though the Marines left without Himmel and the HMS Staleworthy sailed immediately, the damage had
been done. There would be no return to British Rule.
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The Founding (1858-1864)
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News of the "Newchester Massacre" raced around Rockland. Within weeks every adult male in Rockland had
descended on Newchester or Newhaven with whatever weapon they might have. Many carried only knives, but they
were ready to use them. In due course, representatives where chosen in each community and met at Ian Dowd's
homestead above Sherwood Forest with the purpose of founding a new nation. Twenty-one delegates, sixteen of
whom owned wineries, lived in tents for two weeks while they hammered out a constitution. Wanting to begin
anew, they discarded the name "Rockland" and adopted "The Republic of Wyneries" as their new identity.
By acclamation, on Christmas eve, 1858 they proclaimed their nation and accepted Ernie Gallo as
provisional President and Walter "Shallowwater" Murphy, the captain who had run the Grounding onto
Wretched Rocks, as Admiral of the Navy -- even though their navy still consisted of but six rowboats. The
provisional government consisted of five people.
Murphy wasted no time in establishing Grapeshot Naval Academy on the northern point overlooking Newhaven
Harbor, where the city of Pointe now stands. Classes were held in a tent for 39 students for two years
while the first permanent building was being constructed. Murphy himself attended half the classes. He taught
the other half. The Navy remained at 39 men for 4 years, then it doubled. Until it acquired a ship in 1864,
everyone in the navy was trained as a "marine," meaning a land soldier who could row a boat and board a ship.
Every man was also trained in navigation, surveying, laying mines, and certain duties aboard a ship, although the
latter were strictly theoretical since they had no ship with which to practice.
Elections were held on January 30, 1859 and both President Gallo and the new constitution were affirmed.
Gallo nominated his brother, Jules, as the nation's first Prime Minister. This was affirmed by the three
elected Senators -- the first constitution called for one senator to be elected each from Newchester, Newhaven
and from the wineries. Each senator then represented 181 citizens (counting women and children).
In May 1859 a British trader sailed into Newchester Harbor and dropped anchor. It was promptly boarded
by 37 marines who held the crew captive while they searched it. They confiscated two small cannon, 11 rifles,
nine pistols, and all powder and ammunition, then spent eight days copying all the ship's maps and charts while
trade was conducted and the crew was entertained on shore. Thereafter, every British trader that entered the
harbor was similarly treated until 1864, when a British man-o-war entered the harbor under a flag of truce and
negotiated a treaty with the RoW. As reparations for the two men killed during the 1858 "Newchester Massacre."
the RoW demanded (and received) the HMS Staleworthy, with which they began their deep-water navy.
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The Great Fertility (1862-present)
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"The Great Fertility" was conceived of by Linus Lukus. I early 1862, following a storm, he discovered a
huge amount of seaweed had washed ashore near his Prancing Horse estate northwest of Overwatch. Thinking
it might serve him as emergency fodder for his few livestock during the winter, he loaded great quantities of it
into wagons and spread it over an absolutely barren area of weathered lava flow to dry in the sun. Unaware of his
plans, two of his workers scattered stable droppings over the drying seaweed, ruining it for its intended purpose.
Once "ruined," the site became a dump for all manner of organic waste -- cattle, pig, goat, sheep, and chicken
droppings, garden waste, vineyard prunings, chicken feathers, and even outhouse waste. Late that year, he
noticed that the material had decomposed and composted, and green weeds were growing in it where previously
nothing had grown.
Lukus then experimented to improve and speed up the process. He ran newly gathered seaweed through his
grape crusher and then through a rotary chopper of his own design. The crushing and chopping allowed it to
decompose much quicker and into a finer compost. He had his men mine guano from a bat cave and mix this into
the roughage. But the real advances were made when the roughage was piled high and microbial heat "cooked" the
material, which was then turned with pitchforks and mixed with some of the previous year's compost. The whole
process could be completed in only six months. Further, if washed sand were added to the compost, it added
substance and granularity to it and helped it become "soil." Soon, he had vast piles of compost started all
over his mostly barren estate.
When 6-8 inches of compost are spread over weathered lava flow and planted with rye, legumes or clover,
it will regenerate indefinitely if allowed to seed and then turned under. The new soil is continually enriched
while the underlying lava decomposes and integrates with the largely organic topping. Adding earthworms to
the soil just makes everything better.
When he showed his neighbors his results, they were overjoyed. Soon, seaweed harvesting, guano mining
and compost turning were thriving endeavors. Slowly, an acre at a time, the land was transformed. Composting
has been greatly mechanized and modernized. Today the harbors and channels of RoW and neighboring countries
are dredged to obtain new soil that is barged up river to be mixed in with compost on a vast scale. As before,
productive land is increasing, only now it is many acres at a time.
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The Great War (1914-1918)
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The Great War (World War I) did not directly affect the RoW. That is, Wyneries did not send troops to
fight in the war in Europe, despite many attempts by Britain to obtain that outcome. Instead, the RoW
supported the war effort by supplying an abundance of wine to Britain.
The Great War played havoc with European wine production. Anyone can suck it up and go without wine
for a year or two, but four? I don't think so. The British were doing a good job of accepting the sacrifice,
but when RoW waved a credible claret under their noses their resolve folded. Ships were diverted to Newchester
and out came the Royal Checkbook. Vast quantities of RoW claret wet the whistles on both the home front and
front lines. This resulted in an incredible boost to morale which ultimately led to victory on the battlefield.
Britain's King George V himself praised the tiny nation: "We owe so much of our victory to our allies of the
South Pacific -- Australia, New Zealand, and Wyneries...."
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World War II (1940-1945)
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Japanese aggression in China and French Indochina during the 1930s and 1940 led to the ABCD
encirclement ("American-British-Chinese-Dutch") of Japan's sources of raw material. Japan saw these
embargos as acts of aggression that threatened both its economy and military. The Japanese Imperial General
Headquarters began planning for a war with the western powers.
The key objective was for the Japanese Southern Expeditionary Army Group to seize economic resources
under the control of the United Kingdom and the Netherlands, most notably those in Malaya and the Netherlands
East Indies. This was known in Japan as the "southern plan". It was also decided that Japan would also require
an "eastern plan" that required initial attacks on the US Pacific Fleet at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, seizure of
the Philippines, and seizure of Guam and Wake Islands.
The "southern plan" called for attacks on Malaya, Hong Kong, the Bismarck Archipelago, Java, Sumatra, and the
Republic of Wyneries. The result would be the total isolation of Australia and New Zealand.
The Japanese kicked off the whole she-bang with the December 7th attacks on Pearl Harbor and Manila,
followed three days later with attacks on Malaya and Thailand. In January 1942, Japan invaded Burma, the Dutch
East Indies, New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, and captured Manila, Kuala Lumpur and Rabaul. Some 130,000 Indian,
British, Australian and Dutch personnel became prisoners of war. The RoW was quickly overrun by the Japanese
Southern Expeditionary Army Group.
By and large Wyneries offered no resistance and was spared retaliatory destruction by the Japanese Army.
While the Japanese helped themselves to the vast stores of aging wines in RoW, the best vintages had long
before been moved to hiding places in the nation's many underground lava tubes. As a result, when Japan left
the RoW, they left more liquid wealth than they drank although they drank everything they could find.
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The Long Peace (1945-Present)
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Despite escaping the war fairly well off, all Wynerians were embarrassed that their nation fell to the
Japanese without much more than a firing a few symbolic shots. They vowed "never again" and demanded that
their nation prepare for the prevention of future repeats. What followed was a series of strategic alliances
and a 1% "defense tax" on wine. In essence, every 100th grape belongs to the national defense. The program
has been administered variously over the 60+ years in existence, but the results are astounding.
Since RoW has no aggressive land neighbors, it chose to invest its national defense budget in naval
forces. It did this with solid resolve, acquiring a minor fleet in 20 years and maintaining and updating it
with equal ease. I the 1980s it chose to add long range aviation to its forces. Although called Fleet
Aviation, these are in fact land based long range bombers and interceptors with a small contingent of submarine
hunters.
RoW is unique in that all of its forces fall under the umbrella of its navy -- sailors, marines and
aviators.
Should it chose to do so, the RoW could become the smallest nation on earth to field an aircraft carrier
battle group. Instead, it is now investing in long range missile technology.
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